No not me

I got up this morning with great plans. Only to be soured by 2 bratty kids. I made them a nice little fruit plate, expected them to eat it, no not me would be surprised that one ate like he was supposed to and one didnt.

Got them to school, came home to get my breath, then went to the eye doctor. I didnt play any games on the new resident that I had today, no not me. Had to make him laugh sometime somehow just for the sake of doing so.

I picked up one boy, learned from trial and error to always check his bag to make sure he has his conduct folder. No not me I wouldnt make him go back and get it, no not me.

I wouldnt sit and watch the same funny moment over and over on the dvr just to have the fun of laughing, no not me.

I wouldnt go up to the hospital to get my mom without a bra on, no no way not me.

I wouldnt tell a customer service representative that she is an abosolute idiot, and yes last time I checked I do know how to do simple subtraction since I graduated highschool. No I am way too nice to be caught doing that.

I wouldnt know from experience that the only way to get any decent help from said mail order pharmacy company is to call at 2 or 3 am.

I wouldnt be typing at almost 1 am when I have to be up at 5 for the second day in a row, no I am way to smart to do something that stupid.

No not me monday version 1.2